Tuesday, December 9, 2008




Porch apricity and still my bones are cold
My moocow, don't tell her, is starting to get old
Make haste or, like Leda, new amnions to support
Keeping one steep step ahead, lest his power and knowledge
and forbearance
Smack yours brains
And keep your moocow in the barn
When pastures snow over


Saturday, October 18, 2008

Obtuse and purblind. My moocow cannot moo. My lightened sigh and sight-eyed buys the thing we said we needed. I want of a way, like my moocow wants of pastures, ne'er sighted amongst growth that we can sow. A penchant for production. A make.

Saturday, October 11, 2008



Revisitation of the thibehind. Flood back, crank that shit. The prince speaks in stereo, imagining what silence looks like. People talking in misplaced units, minutes for length, two miles from making bail, Eric was on the Road with the appreciative deceased. Eyes in the back of his head, calling the ringleader out. My nose is running, yeah? Here's one for you, "505-2814," coming back from the ER. Two days in a row. And what is this street, a stereotypical autumn scene? A obelisk of balls, automatons on the prowl. Clouds of butterscotch, I need a pick me up. The clank and shutter, inhale and get more: greasier, softer and more ductile. Cumin beings in the salsaria. Some of us get to bed at ten, and it feels good, dammit. Knowing upon whose treadmill we run. Waiting for the letter, creating the past, the love lost, the bonk and brull. My knees buckled and my shinbones laced. We'll see how We feel about it tomorrow.


Thursday, October 9, 2008

October publishes August's poem

A Poor Remembrance of His dream
R.A. Stevesson

The conditioned air, receded from poor
Henry as he sits, he steams
And stives himself the way
He learnt from books and balls
And gin—against the roof, his mouth and
Moonlit summer’s flair for the abrupt

Ending things, spoke less much, he
Never meant for collision or coll-
apse, but Temptations harbored and
led him to await his next viaticum
Brooding at the Visions that escaped
The summer’s heat, burnt and belied

His eyes checked nothing, the stars
Would not align and the nigh-knocking
September stuffed the days,
Anxiety replacing the sundry happi-
Nesses that busy Henry found in
Friends and beer and brats and balls

Tuesday, October 7, 2008


From the lost scrolls of Bert, ca. April 2008:
Herpes has DNA, just like you. What makes you so special? Opposable thumbs. So next time you go bragging to the moocow that your genes make you blue, remember that the moocow has them too.

Monday, October 6, 2008

My moocow needs to awaken but my alarms don't rouse for sleep. Four more forward things press my snooze, forewarned of schisms in my dreams (of utopian pastures, wherefore my moocow needs more food and the shade of trees). You both protest too much. The broth is settling still, the bursted bubbles bale my lost sense of urgency, no boils or hail helm my anxieties, which brood on softer sinews in their complacent undulation between cud and other rumination. My moocow says she doth hear anew what you would have her chew. Poor Henry and Slim Jimmy sit stooped under the eave of the school, looking past the yard and upon one moocow Henrietta Decker, nee Bogglebottoms, who bursts with lactate and laconiac surmisions. She looks back wondering whose cud they chew.

Sunday, October 5, 2008


Let us be Frankensteins and my moocow will be too. Ports of call, one last time before the lights go down, all aboard so we can watch this new batch of tricks. Honeycombed and enjambed as we drip from our seats, masking our music in mosaics of feet, on front lawns, porches and bathrooms we steel ourselves. I buy a cookie (I make a sound) and spank your earlobes. Waxing my moocow so that she will outshine you all.

Too Fish


These many marvelous Madeleines
They fill my thoughts and flood my brain
'Til can't but barely understand
What's lost or simply out of hand
Beyond my reach, above my grasp
I claw for clues but cannot clasp
Nor button tight, drawn up for night
What's naught but buried 'neath the plight
Of whims and hems and tears and throes
My Chuck Shaw meringue-ments
Belied but Malones
Hanged up on an operator, tosséd
beside thy zero-bellied bones


Sunday, September 28, 2008



Milk milk milk with a carrot [non-orange] where the betas fight out on your sister's back porch. I ate and I drank an excessive ecstat but munificent mead made my moocow quite black so she sank down the moor with her boggle-down hooves making time with the boy and his dog and his shoes while he puppeted twice as the kids watched his show. My understanding of this is too quick for the page; my moocow looks back on yr lost golden age. Agates too, aggrandized, make mantles quite nice, so I shore-searched for days to appease my new wife while the moocow she milked to ease all the plain.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mooncow

Hownow, moocow? Whence the spirit, wherefore the milk? Ym and yr designer sweatpants; udder disappointment. Tools of the trade made to split with blade, I spit and I shit and I bit my maid. Why do you care where the moon hits your eye? Is not the same moon still above in the sky? The light is not his, my moocow's not mine, the grass that she eats lives off the sun's shine. I listen for clues in the grey noise of spring, but autumn's since come and the cowbell won't ring. My moocow sits and sighs and sings, mooing and mawing and mewing the things that she lost but then found with her silver-backed months and the rise and the fall when my moocow walked up but couldn't come down.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Somebody else milked my moocow.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Stunts


Watch me while I fly.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Chambers























In Philadelphia, there is a department store that houses one of the world's largest pipe organs. Much to the ire of the organist, stockboys pay no heed to the sound of the instrument and wheel carts through the main atrium in the middle of the songs.



The Mice - For Almost Ever Scooter

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Arby's


The 10th person to email dayxx169@umn.edu with the subject "The Arcade Fire's first album is the good album" or "Beach House, more like Suck House" wins a free Arby-Q!!!

Jeans

With pants like these, who needs enemies?

Ten moocows in a barn


I took my moocow out to dinner the other night. She said that the bread was too dry. I asked the maître d' for a table for three, but she placed us in a booth in the corner.

Advice

Tom Jones (no not that one) once told me to pick up after myself, that other people needed the counter space. I replied, "silly moocow."


I'm here


Guys! I'm here. Sorry for making you wait.