Stunts

Watch me while I fly.

Chambers

In Philadelphia, there is a department store that houses one of the world's largest pipe organs. Much to the ire of the organist, stockboys pay no heed to the sound of the instrument and wheel carts through the main atrium in the middle of the songs.



The Mice - For Almost Ever Scooter

Arby's

The 10th person to email dayxx169@umn.edu with the subject "The Arcade Fire's first album is the good album" or "Beach House, more like Suck House" wins a free Arby-Q!!!

Jeans

With pants like these, who needs enemies?

Ten moocows in a barn

I took my moocow out to dinner the other night. She said that the bread was too dry. I asked the maître d' for a table for three, but she placed us in a booth in the corner.

Advice

Tom Jones (no not that one) once told me to pick up after myself, that other people needed the counter space. I replied, "silly moocow."

I'm here

Guys! I'm here. Sorry for making you wait.